The Most Famous Pervert In China
Posted on by Jason Li
EastSouthWestNorth points us to their translation of a BBS post that created the most famous pervert (translated from 变态) on the Internet (according to Tianya Post). The post speaks of:
- A man taking care of his recently unemployed wife.
- The unemployed wife playing WoW in her newly found free time.
- He discovers his wife’s QQ logs, in which she is talking to another lover.
- She met her lover through Yanshan University’s WoW guild, the “Sentinel Union.”
- In fact, he is the president of the union.
- Husband confronts wife, he is brought to tears and loves his wife too much to leave her.
- Husband writes the forum post with all of the above, and tells the other man to stay away.
- The other man replies, “If you have guts, you come for me!”
- A group of 100+ people, angered by the lover, gather in WoW.
- The 100+ rabble wage war against the the Sentinel Union, their goal: ” the condemnation of the Sentinel Union’s president…”
So why is the president of the Sentinel Union (Tongxu in WoW, Zheng Xin in real life) a pervert? Because his chat logs include such quotations (translation courtsey of ESWN):
“I like the feeling of licking you with my mouth.
I feel that it is even more relaxing than fucking.
Dim Moon’s hemorrhoids are getting recently and it is a lot easier to defecate. Thank the miraculous doctor!!!”
This was even in the newspaper here in Shanghai!
I’m not sure I want to know what “Did you use your skinning knife today? (今天你使用剥皮小刀了吗？)” entails…. {Brrrr!}
I like how it plays out in the game, as well. Talk about absolute humiliation for the wife and especially her lover, defeated at both physical and virtual levels.
Ooo, the face issue, good call.
Though the article didn’t say whether the campaign against him was successful or not :/
How sad. Some people need to get a life and venture into the ‘real’ world.
Isn’t WoW like a drug addiction?
Heck Yes it’s a Drug! And I want MORE, DAMMIT! j/k
Remember that 1.) The husband [Xianzi Ke’er (仙子可儿), we’ll call him XK] was “more than happy to” be the sole breadwinner; & 2.) The woman wasn’t that interested in working (which weakly implies going outside. The article doesn’t allude too much to her traveling out.)
In my opinion, XK lost hella-face, ‘cuz the kid (Zheng Xin/Tongxu) called XK out! It was a bit of a low blow: “Yeah did your wife! She loved every minute of it..! Whatcha gonna do? You wanna piece of this?”
The Sentinel battle ensues, but it’s clear that there are some people with “upright morals”, who thought that Zheng Xin/Tongxu’s behavior deserved a beat down.
We in America don’t mention the word/concept face when stuff like this happens, but then again, we don’t have the same social structure.
I’m probably coming off as a shallow person for saying this, but this would make a decent TV or Vid-Cast series! It is somewhat exciting, and there are questions of what XK will do, as well as his family and in-laws, and the wife…! WOW! (pun not originally intended)
So who won the WAR they started in WOW!?!?
So who won the WAR they started in WOW!?!?
Listen you moron, 变态 in chinese may mean perverted, but it also means a lot of other things on different occasions. You non-asian people get all these things messed up and start talking like you know everything pisses me off.
Chinese and english are TWO DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. One roots in europe and the other in asia. Don’t you suppose that if sometimes a word’s translation does not make sense it might mean something else? Because we are all human beings, we think the same, therefore our feelings are the same, but we may speak differently?
All in all, 变态 in this case only means EVIL.
Get it right next time you blog.